So I went ahead and joined a gym. I suppose this is the direct result of three consecutive "Wow you've put on weight!" comments.
I joined Gold's Gym in Bandra. My Trainer's name is Hamesh and he completely kicked my ass today. No Bipasha Basu (look it up, gents) sightings yet, but I may have some competition, ugh, (you're welcome, ladies).
Rumor has it, once you get a six-pack, you get your first movie. When you get an eight-pack, you get Bipasha.
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Is that guy's legal name John? Or is that his stage name? Because I want to know what I should scream out in bed -- HOLLA!
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haha. will it give me anal leakage?
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