I just got booted from the Oasis Lounge, which I talked my way into.Now all I have is my vitamin water, Sarah-Jayne's pithy facebook messages, and my utter annoyance to keep me warm.
It's amazing to me that with 4 billion years of evolutionary progress (or 6,000 years of divine creation, if you swing that way) in my back pocket, it still takes 1 hour and 39 minutes of standing aimlessly in a queue to check into a flight that is delayed by four hours and a $15 food voucher is supposed to make me happy .
I wish I had a point, but instead I have a middle seat.
Sigh.
in a "QUEUE"????? Don't even front, you ween. You know you are standing in (or on) the LINE.
ReplyDeleteI want to hear how and WHY you were kicked out. Did you throw peanut shells on the floor (No, I will NEVER stop referencing that incident!)
ReplyDeleteAnd remember -- you don't have just have a middle seat... you also have a middle finger!