Thursday, December 30, 2010

WE CAN NEVER COME HERE AGAIN!

Just blasted my first toilet. Thought you should know.

That is all.

Wednesday, December 29, 2010

Well Hello! And Welcome to My Blarg!

For those of you jabroneys keeping track, it has been years since my last post.

This could be because blogging about my life is pretentious, or it could be that I'm really just that lazy. Nonetheless, here are a few short words about my 2010 trip to India... with. my. parents.

Item #1- My mom "forgot" that her carry on bag needed to go through the x-ray machine and she tried to walk through the metal detectors with said bag.

Item #2- My mom made a "bomb squad" reference within earshot of oh, a dozen people.

Item #3- My mom called me a putz within earshot of oh, the same dozen people.

Item #4- My mom doesn't know what putz means and asked me what it meant.

Item #5- I am drinking.

That is all.